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A Perfect Plan Gone Perfectly Haywire
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If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.
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“He got stuck under the barstool.”
Submitted by Angie
Location Colorado, USA
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
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when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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“It’s a strange coincidence. The fact that Gatsby’s house is just across the bay.”
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fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
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